Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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