just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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