but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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