Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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