well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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