They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My vagina is officially offended.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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