If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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