Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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