If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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