Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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