garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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