He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
