I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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