I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
When are your genitals available?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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