my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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