brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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