ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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