Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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