do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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