Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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