whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
