Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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