don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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