I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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