When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.