It's Friday. Sex?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day