im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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