is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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