i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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