We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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