Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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