What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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