My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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