haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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