He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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