if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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