therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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