It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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