She is in my trunk
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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