you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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