Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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