I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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