physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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