I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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