Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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