We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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