i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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