he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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