508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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