This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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