no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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