**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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