I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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