Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
did you just send me my own nude
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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